Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
Bart: Yes father.
Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!
Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!
Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!
(from The Simpsons)
What inspired this post is the Bacon Explosion, two pounds of bacon woven around and through two pounds of sausage, smoked, and slathered with BBQ sauce. Yum! Read about it here (the source site seems to have clogged arteries).